qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

If I stay downstairs I’ll be cool.

If I take a shower I’ll also be cool.

But the distance between downstairs and the shower

No

That is not cool

It burns with the power of a million suns.

momunofu:

instead of “bro” just say “onii-chan”

you’re looking fucking jacked, onii-chan

"No homo onii-chan. No homo."

It’s currently at 105 degrees. I think I’m going to turn it off for tonight.

myersbriggspersonalitytypes:

Positive Traits:

  • Not threatened by conflict/criticism
  • Typically confident and self-assured
  • Take relationships and commitments seriously
  • Typically extremely intelligent and capable
  • Able to leave bad relationships, though they may dwell on it in their…

Just gonna say, the few scientist I actually know all have the positive traits and, as far as I know, none of the negative.

moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

Specialty round. You live in a neighborhood that’s really quiet and full of old people. Which is it? Which one of these old people is making this noise?

edwardspoonhands:

jtotheizzoe:

ellliot:

gnostic-forest:

emkaymlp:

mj-the-scientist:

invaderxan:

Mars. In true colour.

Just so you know, a lot of images of Mars which you’ll see have been manipulated. A lot of them have boosted contrast and saturation. So if you’ve ever wondered – images like this one are what Mars actually looks like.

Why does this not have more notes?!?

YOU ARE LITERALLY LOOKING THROUGH THE EYES OF A ROBOT ON ANOTHER FUCKING PLANET

If you don’t think that’s the tightest shit, you can get out of my face.

i wanted to reblog this so that everyone who sees it can realize just how amazing this is. you are looking at a photograph taken on an entirely different planet. an entire world that has been completely untouched by humanity until only recently. no human in the history of mankind has ever look at those rocks, the soil, the mountains, and the sky until now. and until we finally manage to set foot there for the very first time, no human has ever seen mars from this perspective with their own two eyes or feel the texture of the martian soil on the bottom of their boots. this was only possible by creating a robot, an actual robot, and shooting way out of the reaches of earth and with extremely careful calculations, have it safely land and deploy right where they want it. it’s a robot on another planet being controlled 225 million kilometers away, seeing and studying and sending information for us.

this is the sort of thing you would see in science fiction movies that are only a few decades old. what was only imagination and possibilities back then is now all in this photograph. im looking forward to see what happens in the coming decades

I’m so infatuated by this. 

225 million kilometers away and we got it on film that blows my mind

This isn’t what the real Mars looks like, the real one’s in 3-D

Your assignment today is to just look at this for at least sixty seconds without a break.

My science teacher had one of the pictures of Mars and he took a picture from the last time he went to look at the stars outside of town. He had them on screen and asked us which one was of Mars. There was almost nothing that could show us which was which. It was an amazing thing to see.

I feel like whenever I post/reblog something about Kill La Kill one tag should just be “oh the fanservice”. Because that’s what the entire show is…so many boobs…

okarintarou:

ENGLISH DUB HALLELUJAH GET NAKED SPEECH

I watched this episode not too long ago today. This is basically exactly what the subtitles say. I’m now looking forward to the dub because of all the scenes like this.

libby-on-the-label:

Disney Channel should devote an entire weekend to nonstop That’s so Raven re-runs and nothing else. 

jaredscottgilmore:

Logan and Veronica Appreciation Week

Day 7 Favorite Favorite AU: Logan and Veronica have children

Veronica works a case that requires her and Logan to be away from home. Not trusting their youngest daughter, Sophia, with their son, James, and because their eldest daughter, Charlotte, is away at college Logan is forced to entertain the 11 year old in the hotel room.

Yes.