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I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech “ALLLL”.
The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes.
He didn’t know the joke.
So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.
I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.
The woman on the left is a mother from Miami who was so desperate to feed her hungry family that she was trying to steal a lot of food.
The woman on the right is Miami-Dade County Police Officer Vicki Thomas. Officer Thomas was about to arrest Jessica Robles but changed her mind at the last minute.
Instead of arresting her, she bought Robles $100 worth of groceries:
“I made the decision to buy her some groceries because arresting her wasn’t going to solve the problem with her children being hungry.”
And there’s no denying they were hungry. Robles’ 12 year old daughter started crying when she told local TV station WSVN about how dire their situation was:
“[It’s] not fun to see my brother in the dirt hungry, asking for food, and we have to tell him, ‘There is nothing here.’”
Officer Thomas says she has no question that what she did was right:
“To see them go through the bags when we brought them in, it was like Christmas. That $100 to me was worth it.”
But Officer Thomas did have one request:
“The only thing I asked of her is, when she gets on her feet, that she help someone else out. And she said she would.”
And guess what? The story gets even better.
After word got out about what happened people donated another $700 for Jessica Robles to spend at the grocery store.
And then best of all a local business owner invited her in for an interview and ended up hiring her on the spot as a customer service rep.
She started crying when he told her:
“There’s no words how grateful I am that you took your time and helped somebody out. Especially somebody like me.”
And to think it all started with one veteran police officer trusting her “instinct” instead of going “by the book”.
I N S T I N C T
Good evening, I am a lizard woman from the dawn of time and this is my wife.
You don’t understand how much this is bugging me! In the first gif they totally cut it off right before she knocks a guy out with her tongue! I never noticed it before, but my friend pointed it out to me after he watched it.
If I explain to my professors that I was extremely depressed for the past couple days do you think they’d let me out of the reading we had to do? I’ve basically been sitting in a dark room not wanting to do anything all weekend.
Smellerbee is one of the most under appreciated characters in Avatar the Last Airbender. She is amazing. Just think back to the Serpent’s Pass episode, where they’re on the ferry. She gets mad because Iroh thought she was a boy, Longshot basically gives her a look and she does this whole little pep talk type thing about how it doesn’t matter what other people think, she’s confident in herself and that’s all that matters.
If you replace the words Warlock/King/Sorcerer/magic with the word “Gay” Merlin is a whole different show.
"I’m a gay, I have gay" "Merlin, you are not a gay. I would know"
Congratulations, if yours made it on to this list; you should be both proud and ashamed of yourselves.
I’m so happy my mom walked out of the room as I read this post. I was trying so hard not to laugh, but when she left I had the biggest grin on my face.
Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word
So you mean, able to retain knowledge, has incredible focus and drive, excellent at processing media, remembers obscure details when needed, and has great skill at creating connections with individuals despite minimal interfacing?
And Microsoft Word?
I can one up this. I can do all of the Microsoft office stuff (the standard ones anyway). Including…Access.